更牛的fortune cookie

祝福 China says:
看了你的blog了，想起KB几年前拿到的一个fortune cookie：你最近会有艳遇。。。
gegewu says:
hahaha, how did you respond to that one?
祝福 China says:
KB说可以高价卖给光光
gegewu says:
他可真逗！
祝福 China says:
后来没找到买主也就作罢了
祝福 China says:
不过周末带Samuel去吃饭，他拿的fortune cookie还不错：要听老人的话。。。

汤里的米粒

看见Jack的blog《再见加州》，于是有了这段对话。

齐天大圣 says:
你什么时候跑加州去了？
J S says:
gave a talk at berkeley last week
齐天大圣 says:
oh
齐天大圣 says:
我本来刚回美国的时候还想写《再见美国》来着，混混地也就忘了有啥可写的了
J S says:
hehe 你偷懒太久了，害得我没有好看的blog看
齐天大圣 says:
照DP的话说，我现在这日子过的就跟稀米汤似的，一勺子舀下去捞不出三粒米来，写什么呀
J S says:
有米汤也是好的，要好好珍惜，好好写！将来喝清水的时候还有呢！
齐天大圣 says:
:(

为了纪念一下还有米汤喝的生活，于是赶紧来update一下blog。

刚巧今天我“老人家”34岁“大寿”，瓜儿给我寄了一份寿礼。真是让我受宠若惊......贴出来大家听听，看看能不能听出来唱的是啥。文件名没有改动，充分体现了广大人民群众对此次事件的真实看法。

顺便声明一下：老妈的心头大患总算解决了。两个土人不打算办the bigest party in life，准备六月份出去旅行一趟就好了，去哪里还在犹豫不决之中。不管去哪里一定给大家寄明信片，promise to be one of a kind。呵呵。如果最近有搬家的，一定要告诉一下我新的地址。要不然official announcement就寄不到了。

LP要是生错了的话，世界会是这样的......

霞客 says:
LP又要儿子的名字了，怕生错了
J S says:
不行，得生女儿！
霞客 says:
hehe，我给取了两个
J S says:
你起的是啥
霞客 says:
香冉峰
霞客 says:
香冉烽
J S says:
嗯，这个不错，把香字的女孩子气压住了
霞客 says:
我其实想取香奈儿来着
霞客 says:
怕LP怒了，没敢告诉她
霞客 says:
hehe
J S says:
这个名字好可爱，可是只好小女孩用
J S says:
像不能长大，当小名吧
霞客 says:
儿子就叫香格里拉
霞客 says:
小名啦
J S says:
haha
J S says:
不错，LP对儿子名字满意么
霞客 says:
还在接着搜集呢
霞客 says:
我说她既使生三胞胎都够了
霞客 says:
可惜现在计划生育了，下剩的那些好名字以后也都用不着了，都浪费了
J S says:
她老公有没有什么兄弟，可以借给他们用
霞客 says:
her husband has 2 brothers
霞客 says:
but both are elder brothers
霞客 says:
already have sons/daughters
霞客 says:
so at least not useful for this generation le
J S says:
唐兄弟也可以用。。。
J S says:
唉，多可惜啊
霞客 says:
再过20年没准儿又流行别的了
J S says:
咱也没按现在的流行起名儿啊
霞客 says:
我还想了一个给儿子用的名字的
霞客 says:
按现在的流行标准取的
J S says:
LP儿子还是你儿子
霞客 says:
of course LP儿子le
霞客 says:
我上哪掏换儿子去呀
J S says:
哦，现在的流行标志是啥
霞客 says:
就是爹妈的姓都用上
霞客 says:
这个还特古典，而且还听起来不象日本人
J S says:
叫啥
霞客 says:
李香君！！！
J S says:
切，这个是儿子名字吗
霞客 says:
君ya
J S says:
可是这是古代名妓啊
霞客 says:
要的就是这个效果吗，要是女孩子就不敢这么取了，反正是个男孩，就不怕了
J S says:
呵呵。其实古时侯名妓不是什么丢人的职业
霞客 says:
再说没准儿还给他带来多少桃花运呢！
霞客 says:
将来他感谢我这个干妈都来不及

Jack 已经蹶倒了......

J S says:
她老公不干吧，得叫个香里什么的
霞客 says:
所以香格里拉也挺好吗，香也有了，李也有了
J S says:
嗯，有道理

LP要是生错了的话，世界会怎样？

J S says:
要是生出来是个小子我们就傻眼了
霞客 says:
it is all LP's fault then!
J S says:
呵呵
霞客 says:
想想一个小子叫香染玫瑰，那以后还怎么讨老婆呀 ?!
J S says:
将来这孩子长大了说不定哪天想起来用个骗人的笔名，能把这些女孩子名字想起来
霞客 says:
that will be really hilarious
J S says:
他是香，碰见一个叫rose的女孩，正好去沾染她
霞客 says:
哈哈哈

名字的故事

J S says:
LP的丫头姓香啊
J S says:
真好玩
霞客 says:
是呀
J S says:
我以前也给人取了一个，最后也不知道用了没有
霞客 says:
啥名字呀？
J S says:
老爹姓卜，这个我和狒狒也几乎写了个相声，可惜没留下来
霞客 says:
啊？！
J S says:
卜字因为音近“不”，所以名字和姓贾的一样不好取：不好直接用特好的词，那样一冠姓就反了
霞客 says:
所以段其瑞的名字起的可真是高明！
J S says:
狒狒给出了好多搜注意呢
J S says:
卜高兴 （你记得没头脑吧）
霞客 says:
you know what?
霞客 says:
I have another ID on BBS
霞客 says:
不高兴
J S says:
狒狒又说，叫卜课，老师拖堂的时候，把书往头上一顶，就是下课
J S says:
我说，那不如叫卜市，在哪家公司门口一站，哇，上市
霞客 says:
这个真应该写下来的 :D

……中间省略去1500字，少儿不宜。哈哈哈

J S says:
以前twin说，她家的小孩，男的就叫揭发，女的就叫揭露
霞客 says:
这个我知道的！
J S says:
我说，嗯，以后我家的小孩，就叫无所谓
霞客 says:
哈哈哈
J S says:
老二叫无法
J S says:
老三叫无天，如何
霞客 says:
太绝了！这名字不用都可惜了！
霞客 says:
就为了这么好的名字也得赶紧着生两个吧！
J S says:
呵呵

然后......

Samira says:
hahaha, published
amapola says:
我又有文集了
Samira says:
oh really?
Samira says:
where?
amapola says:
onlinechat里
Samira says:
:D
Samira says:
那我还有一半版权呢！
amapola says:
你的都是外国字，不值钱
Samira says:
ft
Samira says:
你敢歧视俺们少数民族？这在英国可是大大地罪过！
amapola says:
你在中国可以生多胎
amapola says:
而已
Samira says:
这可是大大的优惠呀！
Samira says:
你就没戏了吧
amapola says:
我这样的精英生出来的天才不能太多了
Samira says:
ft
Samira says:
你这样的还能生出个天才来？！那咱们家可真是得给你立个牌坊了
Samira says:
hahaha
amapola says:
我可以遗传给你
Samira says:
ft
Samira says:
ft
Samira says:
ffdt
Samira says:
你还期师灭祖了你！

以后chat得小心点儿，简直就是在创作嘛

Samira says:
hi hi hi
Samira says:
did you get my postcard from London?
amapola says:
还没那
Samira says:
ok
amapola says:
对了，你什么时候去西双版纳呀
Samira says:
do you consider the plan seriously?
Samira says:
if you do, I can certainly schedule sometime for it
amapola says:
我本来打算五一去青海湖，但是发现太冷了，所以在考虑要不要南移
Samira says:
ah?
amapola says:
啊
Samira says:
你不早说！
amapola says:
怎么啦
Samira says:
I am going to Turkey for vacation on 6-13 May
Samira says:
anyway
amapola says:
这是咋了，没明白，有什么联系么
Samira says:
nothing
Samira says:
so where do you plan to go now?
amapola says:
可能云南吧，七天不好计划
Samira says:
are you going there by yourself?
amapola says:
有逛逛和大头
Samira says:
that's so nice
amapola says:
那你以后还去西双版纳么
Samira says:
if you went to 西双版纳 this time, I will postpone the trip to 西双版纳 much later
Samira says:
I want to go to India first
Samira says:
hehe
amapola says:
哼
Samira says:
what 哼?
Samira says:
西双版纳 is just as nice as india
Samira says:
不要吃着碗里的还看着锅里的
amapola says:
我眼里头遍地都是锅
Samira says:
那好吧，改成不要吃到肚子里了还看着锅里的
Samira says:
did you find out all the links to my other blogs?
amapola says:
是滴
Samira says:
did you see the ones with label "online chat"?
Samira says:
:D
amapola says:
今天的又要上去了是么 :$
Samira says:
hahaha
amapola says:
你居然还偷窥我未名文集
Samira says:
only one la
Samira says:
不要这么小气！
amapola says:
以后chat得小心点儿，简直就是在创作嘛
Samira says:
hahaha, 别臭美了
Samira says:
do you consider to have a blog as well?
amapola says:
我天天练字
Samira says:
wa
Samira says:
really?
Samira says:
send me a postcard ba
amapola says:
不过也经常有拼音出现
Samira says:
what do you mean? 你也提笔忘字了？
amapola says:
啊哈，所以能手写的时候还是写写吧
Samira says:
不会吧。你一不老，二没出国，怎么会堕落地和我一样了？！
amapola says:
你们打英语天天被自动纠错，估计拼写也会退步
Samira says:
of course!
amapola says:
是吧
Samira says:
你寄给我一张明信片吧，手写的。
amapola says:
如果我出了首都的话
Samira says:
good!
Samira says:
from 西双版纳 then
amapola says:
啊哈，等着吧
Samira says:
good good!
Samira says:
thanks!
amapola says:
好像没你地址
Samira says:
ok, here it is xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
amapola says:
^_^，然后你就会天天去查信箱，然后你就会爱上邮差
Samira says:
ft, 俺们家的信都是扔进门里的，而且每天送信的时候我都不在家，根本见不到邮递员的面
amapola says:
现代社会真是想制造点故事都难

敬请关注！

吴山越水 says:
hi, I just came back from home
吴山越水 says:
我回家照了一堆照片
吴山越水 says:
供大家怀旧用
Samira says:
good good
Samira says:
show off?
吴山越水 says:
比如说, 当年的录取通知,
吴山越水 says:
陆院的学生证, 借书证
Samira says:
I don't have them anymore!
吴山越水 says:
北大的学生证, 借书证的皮
Samira says:
historical documents ya
吴山越水 says:
是啊
吴山越水 says:
还有在陆院报到时的收据
Samira says:
wa!
Samira says:
珍贵！
Samira says:
post it somewhere ba
吴山越水 says:
好啊
吴山越水 says:
还有北大的遣散费收据
Samira says:
God! I adimore you sooooooooooooo much!
吴山越水 says:
还有一些老师们的信
Samira says:
oh?
Samira says:
no one ever wrote me any letter. :(
吴山越水 says:
有陈章良, 陈守良,
吴山越水 says:
王世强
吴山越水 says:
阎布克,张帆的签名
吴山越水 says:
... (Samira已经看得眼都直了！)
Samira says:
nice nice!
吴山越水 says:
忽然发现自己好富有
Samira says:
absolutely!
吴山越水 says:
打算show off一下,
Samira says:
ying gai di
吴山越水 says:
我放在msn space里?
Samira says:
good!
吴山越水 says:
耐心等待, 俺今晚放上去
Samira says:
good! good!
Samira says:
I am patient enough. :) That's still before I leave for home
吴山越水 says:
冬梅最乖
Samira says:
ft
Samira says:
I am too old to be 乖 le
吴山越水 says:
:P
Samira says:
hehe

Trouble 的感叹------ 都怨我太年青！

tt says:
hahahaha, I am reading zcat's old posts
Samira says:
how old?
tt says:
you are referred as
tt says:
傍上了巫这个藏书的款姐儿
tt says:
oh, it's zcat's obscure post on mitbbs
Samira says:
by xxxxxxxxxx or some other ID?
tt says:
xxxxxxxxx(xxx)
Samira says:
hmmm....
Samira says:
I don't know she ever used this one
tt says:
but she told me that several people use that same id
Samira says:
oh?
tt says:
well, don't tell her then
Samira says:
what her other IDs do you know?
tt says:
this is the only one
tt says:
昨晚她忽然发善心，给我看得
Samira says:
:D
tt says:
but whenever you see a 朕， u know it's z
Samira says:
noooooooooooo
Samira says:
other people use 朕 now
Samira says:
after xxxxxxxxx was taken by someone else
tt says:
嗯？这不好。朕这个unique的称呼也好意思盗用？
Samira says:
hahaha
tt says:
我都在考虑什么寡人，孤家的了
Samira says:
ft
Samira says:
你那叫东施效颦!
tt says:
没办法，晚生几年，好东西都让人给抢了

朴素的劳动人民对此次事件的看法

Samira says:
爸爸看新闻了吗？
181818 says:
看到了
Samira says:
ok
181818 says:
我们很担心你的安全
Samira says:
我这儿嘛事没有
Samira says:
老老实实地坐在办公室里呢
181818 says:
现在中央电视台正在直播伦敦机场的情况
Samira says:
oh 哈哈，机场可热闹呢
Samira says:
现在伦敦没有手机信号了，所以没给你们打电话。手机有可能用来引爆炸弹
Samira says:
所以现在伦敦对手机信号进行管制了，谁也打不了手机电话。呵呵
181818 says:
不要怕
Samira says:
我什么时候怕了？
Samira says:
小瞧我了！:(((((((((((((((
181818 says:
这样一来
181818 says:
伦敦的安检会更严格
Samira says:
那是当然
Samira says:
反正我这两周以内还不飞呢，先让他们闹腾着吧。
181818 says:
么事不要到人多的场合去
Samira says:
不会的
181818 says:
多呆在家中
Samira says:
ok
Samira says:
可不上班，就没饭吃了。
181818 says:
我们相信等你去南非时就安全了
Samira says:
那是肯定的
181818 says:
这里说抓到20多个恐怖分子
Samira says:
一次就抓那么多！我觉得炸个飞机用不着这么兴师动众的吧。
181818 says:
石今天早晨9时多抓道德
Samira says:
嗯，抓到是有一会儿了。
181818 says:
这里报道有10架飞机安装了爆炸物
181818 says:
航班都是飞往美国的
Samira says:
啊？我还没看见这一条呢？吹牛的吧？怎么会那么多？
Samira says:
我来查一查！
181818 says:
恐怖分子都是英国本土穆斯林
Samira says:
噢，天哪！果真是10架飞机！
Samira says:
现在的恐怖活动手笔越来越大了！
Samira says:
英国情报、反恐部门这回可牛大了！
181818 says:
这次加入成功比9.11还厉害
Samira says:
是呀是呀！
Samira says:
而且一石二鸟！牛呀！
181818 says:
我们开始用语音对话
Samira says:
不行！我在办公室呢
Samira says:
知道我还喘气呢就行了贝
Samira says:
Ok, bye bye

革命队伍在迅速壮大！

?!!! says:
我也想去！！！
Samira says:
great!
Samira says:
can you make it?
Samira says:
are you serious or just whinnying?
?!!! says:
等我吧你们的对话读完，看我的时间何不和得上
Samira says:
good
?!!! says:
如果你们计划2weeks，我已经在北美了，是不是我只用花10－12天呢
Samira says:
no
Samira says:
the tour is exactly 12 days
Samira says:
I mean the package I checked out
Samira says:
but we don't have to go for that one
?!!! says:
oh。你不打算自助游啊？
Samira says:
if there are enough people interested in South America, sure 自助游 could be a choice
Samira says:
I planned to go by myself
Samira says:
so it is better to join a tour
Samira says:
cause I don't speak local language
Samira says:
it is better to travel with a tour guide
Samira says:
but now it is different
?!!! says:
我最近工作上没啥进步，所以比较不好意思考虑旅游。努力努力，希望圣诞节可以坦然点出门玩吧
Samira says:
good!
Samira says:
I don't make much (if any at all) progress either :((((((((((((((((((

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BTW，大家都知道?!!!是谁吧？就是海盗同学啦！

wawawa............ 太幸福了！

找了个专业翻译陪我去南美！这样的机会可是千载难逢呀！还有别人感兴趣的么？快点报名呀。:))))))))))))

BTW，晓得瓜儿的英雄业绩的人们都知道她体力很牛吧，路上可以当骆驼使！这么好的驴友可打着灯笼都没地方找呀！而且瓜儿侃起价来可是头一把好手，她又讲西班牙语，这回不用发愁买纪念品被人宰了！

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amapola says:
samira同学？
amapola says:
问你个事哈
Samira says:
go ahead
amapola says:
你冬天去南美一共几个人哪
Samira says:
only myself so far
Samira says:
do you want to join me?
amapola says:
是滴
Samira says:
great!!!
Samira says:
what's a good time for you?
amapola says:
可是我不知道这边有没有个人旅游去那边的签证
Samira says:
Lao Ye mentioned that she is interested in the trip to Amazon as well
Samira says:
but she is not sure about her schedule
amapola says:
你打算什么时候去呀
Samira says:
around or before Christmas
Samira says:
before Christmas is better for me
Samira says:
tourist visa shouldn't be a problem ba
amapola says:
恩，我的休假20天，得在年底前度完
Samira says:
wow!
Samira says:
you mean before Dec. 31, 2006, right?
Samira says:
western calendar?
amapola says:
是啊
amapola says:
当然
Samira says:
great!
amapola says:
你打算去多久啊
Samira says:
about 2 weeks
Samira says:
our schedules match perfectly
amapola says:
嘿嘿，那时间应该够了
Samira says:
I am planning for Peru
Samira says:
if you have trouble to get visa to Peru, we can also try Brazil
amapola says:
你先plan着，我得打听下签证事宜
Samira says:
sure
amapola says:
你是打算去几个国家还是在选择中啊
Samira says:
only plan for one so far
amapola says:
哦
Samira says:
but if you have preference, I can easily adjust mine
Samira says:
so no fixed plan yet
Samira says:
also, travelling with you to South America is a great pleasure
Samira says:
I have been worried about the language problem :))))))))))))
amapola says:
要去巴西，我就废了
Samira says:
I thought Portuguese and Spanish is quite close
Samira says:
at least much closer than to English ba
amapola says:
凑活能听懂吧，要是你能听懂广东话
Samira says:
ft
Samira says:
I have no clue of cantonese
amapola says:
不过这是小事，不应该成为决定的主要因素
Samira says:
sure
Samira says:
it is a piece of cake to you :))))))))))))))))
Samira says:
you should check what vaccines you need for South America now
Samira says:
it is especially important if we go to Amazon jungle
amapola says:
现在就得打呀，是过半年才见效么
Samira says:
no
Samira says:
a month before the trip should be enough
Samira says:
but it is better to get it done early
amapola says:
这个，我看咱们得先定地方，才能解决下一步的许多问题
Samira says:
true
Samira says:
what's your budget? I mean money
Samira says:
if you have trouble, I can give you some help
Samira says:
also, if we travel together, it should be cheaper than two singles
Samira says:
considering accommodation problem
amapola says:
我还不知道这里有没有直飞哪里的尼
Samira says:
geeze
Samira says:
then you have to worry about transit visa too
amapola says:
钱的问题，没有概念啊，不知道要花多少
Samira says:
maybe it is a good excuse to get a visa to UK
Samira says:
hahaha
Samira says:
I don't know about flight ticket
Samira says:
the tour package I checked out so far is around 500 pounds
Samira says:
so it is about 7000 RMB
amapola says:
我到年底应该能有X万块钱吧，咱们出去糟尽点，剩下的给家里交公
Samira says:
ft
Samira says:
you are sooooooooooo rich!
Samira says:
I am not giving you any help at all, and may even need help from you! :))))))))))))))))))
amapola says:
ft，我平时不吃不喝，好不容易有个花钱的机会
Samira says:
how could you save so much?
Samira says:
that's like all the money you make
Samira says:
you have to pay rent ba at least
Samira says:
and buy food?
Samira says:
anyway, that's just too impressive
amapola says:
下半年就没有rent了
Samira says:
I don't know where all my money has gone
amapola says:
吃饭现在在食堂了
amapola says:
我坯子好，也不用倒吃外表
Samira says:
我都替你脸红了！
amapola says:
我就特想脸红一次，可惜红不了，老是刷白
Samira says:
have you talked to mom and dad about it?
amapola says:
还没那，我只是这么一想，因为不知道你的时间呀什么的计划，所以先看看有没有可能
Samira says:
sounds very possible to me
Samira says:
and I would be very happy to adjust my plan if it is necessary
amapola says:
恩，我这边可能有许多技术问题得解决
Samira says:
ok
Samira says:
check those out as early as you can
Samira says:
if there is no direct flight to South America from China, you can fly to UK first
Samira says:
and spend a few days in London
amapola says:
嘿嘿，绕着地球跑
Samira says:
that will make good use of all your 20 days
amapola says:
真快活
Samira says:
you don't need to set aside any money for London
amapola says:
还有我花不出去要被老鼠啃了的钱
Samira says:
I will pay all your expense here
amapola says:
也没打算在你那花钱！
Samira says:
London is a great city for shopping!
Samira says:
and millions of shows
Samira says:
you can't miss Flamingo here
Samira says:
and you should definitely go to some operas/musicals
amapola says:
要是真去当然听你的
amapola says:
洋人唱大戏
Samira says:
and ballet!!!
Samira says:
and concert
Samira says:
and ……
Samira says:
anyway, so many things to do
amapola says:
还没出伦敦呢假期就花完了
Samira says:
:))))))))))))))))
Samira says:
you don't have to do all of them in a single visit
Samira says:
just have a taste
Samira says:
and come back later
Samira says:
maybe with mom and dad
Samira says:
after I buy a house here!
amapola says:
勾我的搀虫是么
amapola says:
after，是啥时候啊
Samira says:
hahaha
Samira says:
after I saved 40k pounds
Samira says:
oops, wrong scale
Samira says:
it should be 400k pounds
amapola says:
我刚想说那我也买
Samira says:
anyway, check out those technical problems first
Samira says:
and see how it goes
Samira says:
after I come back from South Africa
Samira says:
hope you would have a much better sense
amapola says:
恩

a conversation with gua-er on MSN

最近比较懒，blog上的东西都是东抄西抄的。反正都是闹着玩儿的事。贴点儿还算有原创的东西吧，虽然有一半是瓜儿的版权。今儿个在MSN上碰见她，等着她拍我的MP呢，结果大受打击。不过这个记录比较正确地反映了我们家一贯的政治形势。

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Samira says:
see the pictures le ma?
amapola says:
see la
Samira says:
不打算拍我的MP吗？
Samira says:
偶都已经骑好了马了耶
amapola says:
和印象里《尼罗河惨案》上的一样
Samira says:
ft
Samira says:
what do you mean 和《尼罗河惨案》上的一样?
Samira says:
do you mean my pictures look scary?!
amapola says:
没啥mean的，就是说那条河的样子和印象中电影里的样子一样，这世上哪那么多mean哪
Samira says:
ft
Samira says:
whatever
Samira says:
俺的照片不漂亮吗？
Samira says:
how about the other ones ne?
Samira says:
the desert
Samira says:
the temples
Samira says:
the egyptians
Samira says:
the soccer game
Samira says:
......
Samira says:
ft
amapola says:
ft
Samira says:
我的马都骑累了
Samira says:
你也给俺们点儿动力呀？！
amapola says:
我慢嘛，急啥

After waiting for a long time, there was no action. So I decided to move on .......

Samira says:
我打算冬天去亚马逊，顺便去印加文化的遗址溜达一圈，你觉得咋样？
amapola says:
我觉得
amapola says:
伤心
Samira says:
大喘气，噎死我了!
amapola says:
哼，便宜不能都让你占了
Samira says:
你干嘛伤心呀？我给你带礼物
Samira says:
我也给你从埃及带了礼物的
amapola says:
总不能带头骆驼回来的
Samira says:
你再噎我，不给你了！哼
Samira says:
不是呀！是草沙纸做的画
amapola says:
我这样的烈性女子，不吃这一套
Samira says:
世界上最早的纸
Samira says:
ft
Samira says:
你最见利忘义了，我还不知道。哈哈哈
Samira says:
我一共买了6条围巾给妈妈，她愿意分给你一条
Samira says:
如果你乖的话
amapola says:
我都是到手了心下窃喜，但面子上绝不受嗟来之食
amapola says:
我又不是黛玉，要人家挑剩下的
Samira says:
咱妈还说可以给你留着做结婚礼物！
Samira says:
ft
Samira says:
挑剩下的!
amapola says:
我结婚就打算买几碟花生米，大家唠唠嗑，基本用不着围巾
Samira says:
你要是晓得最贵的那一条要40镑，你一准儿就不嫌弃那是挑剩下的了!
amapola says:
你要是给我现钱我就不嫌弃了，在国内能买一筐呢
Samira says:
ft
Samira says:
那个可是伊拉克特产，你上中国哪搞一箩筐去呀？！
Samira says:
老土！真没见识！
amapola says:
我最恨伊拉克了，天天死人，天天上新闻
(这个要解释一下哈。瓜儿在电视台工作，翻译新闻，所以才有此一说。她不是恨伊拉克，是恨伊拉克的新闻多。这个阶级立场问题还是要搞搞清楚的。)
Samira says:
那你应该恨美国，也不该恨伊拉克呀！
Samira says:
人家都天天死人了，还招你恨，冤不冤呀！
amapola says:
我们的美国新闻基本都被老师cut了，所以不用恨
Samira says:
ft，反正鉴于你这么胡绞蛮缠，而且MP功夫太差，偶决定去亚马逊就不给你带礼物了
Samira says:
你要是乖，没准儿咱妈愿意把挑剩下的dump给你，那就看你的表现了
amapola says:
我就有这么点本事，让那些等着被p的人气的吹胡子
amapola says:
antidump也老是我们的工作内容之一，所以我不会有什么好脸色的
Samira says:
hao! 这回我可得精心的好好挑几样南美的纪念品带回家，让你看得哭都找不着调！
amapola says:
要哭还不是信手拈来，没有调也无所谓
Samira says:
我还是好心呀！我去埃及之前李怡说要个骆驼的，我给她买了个可以挂在书包上的那种小饰品。有啥南美的玩意儿是你想要的吗？没准儿我能碰上
amapola says:
买一套叫mafalda的漫画回来吧
Samira says:
what's mafalda?
Samira says:
or shall I say who's mafalda?
amapola says:
一个小女孩的名字，讨厌喝汤，关心天下大事
Samira says:
wow
Samira says:
spanish?
amapola says:
像snoopy一样
Samira says:
cool
amapola says:
啊，作者是阿根廷人，不过一般的国家都应该可以买到
amapola says:
买简装的就行了
Samira says:
给你在伦敦先找找吧
amapola says:
我要一小册一小册那种
amapola says:
你可以去南美转转，看是否那边便宜，再决定从哪买
Samira says:
背回来沉也沉死了，还不如在伦敦买呢
amapola says:
随你便啦，既然你坚持要从南美背其他礼物给我
Samira says:
再说了我在amazon还有100多英镑的gift card没用呢，
(这个要感谢Jack呀！你给我的gift card，到现在我还没用完呢。)
Samira says:
mafalda一共有多少本呀？
amapola says:
不知道呀，反正不少……
Samira says:
阿？那我怎么知道买全了没用呀？
amapola says:
写信问问人家嘛
Samira says:
ft
Samira says:
要破产了，一本7镑，来个20本，我那张gift card就没了！
amapola says:
不花白不花
amapola says:
要不你就去秘鲁背回来吧
Samira says:
20本书！你想累死我呀！
amapola says:
年轻轻的，不吃点苦怎么行
Samira says:
ft, I am very very old le ya
amapola says:
哦，忘了
Samira says:
ft
Samira says:
ft
Samira says:
ffdt
amapola says:
那你就假装是10本，反正我也不知道
Samira says:
I am very honest de
amapola says:
那就没办法了

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看看吧，我在家里一向上受长辈钳制，下受晚辈打击！这就这样，我还以德报怨的，我多伟大呀！我都要被我自己感动地哭了！:)))))))))))))))

who am I talking to?

An interesting adventure I had at lunch time today! :)))))))))))))))

欢迎光临！ 您已进入 [The Lounge] 时间是： 1:49 pm
[gohome] 1:50 pm: test
[Amanda] 1:50 pm: This is just a test.
[gohome] 1:50 pm: :roll:
[Amanda] 1:50 pm: I lost my train of thought. What were we talking about again?
[gohome] 1:50 pm: I just came in
[Amanda] 1:50 pm: Only just? Where are you going?
[gohome] 1:51 pm: I am not going anywhere
[Amanda] 1:51 pm: Where will you go instead?
[gohome] 1:51 pm: :D
[Amanda] 1:51 pm: That is a very original thought. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
[gohome] 1:51 pm: depends how personal :D but you can give it a try
[Amanda] 1:51 pm: That was a very smooth response.
[gohome] 1:52 pm: so what's your question?
[Amanda] 1:52 pm: Ah. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about whatapos;s your question your question. But I did not get that. What do you like to do?
[gohome] 1:53 pm: ??? lost!
[Amanda] 1:53 pm: Tell me a story. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
[gohome] 1:53 pm: what? I think I am totally an alien to this chatroom!
[Amanda] 1:53 pm: We have never talked about it before. Do you have any pets.Since when? What is alien to this chat room alien to this chat room to this chat room alien to this chat room, your job?
[gohome] 1:54 pm: those are boring questions
[Amanda] 1:54 pm: All of them?
[gohome] 1:55 pm: yep
[Amanda] 1:55 pm: Next question?
[gohome] 1:55 pm: alright, send it over
[Amanda] 1:55 pm: Alright, gohome. In the context of send it over it over, I don't understand "Next question." Can you speak any foreign languages?
[gohome] 1:55 pm: hahahaha
[Amanda] 1:55 pm: We have never talked about it before. Have you ever been to Europe?
[gohome] 1:56 pm: I think the default language for this chatroom is Chinese
[Amanda] 1:56 pm: You believe that? What is your real name?
[gohome] 1:56 pm: hahaha, I feel like I am talking to a robot
[Amanda] 1:56 pm: I am so glad you find this amusing, gohome. What is that feeling like? In what way?
[gohome] 1:57 pm: ft, now this robot sounds like an psychologist
[Amanda] 1:57 pm: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Do you dream?
[gohome] 1:57 pm: hohoho, do you dream?
[Amanda] 1:57 pm: I do not understand. What is your favorite song?
[gohome] 1:58 pm: who wrote this program? it is so stupid! how come a robot doesn't understand the question he just asked?!
[Amanda] 1:58 pm: Philip K. Dick. :-)
[gohome] 1:58 pm: ji tong ya jiang (........ I mean "Chicken talk to ducks")
[Amanda] 1:59 pm: Not many people express themselves that way. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
[gohome] 1:59 pm: but indeed, it is quite amusing to talk to a robot
[Amanda] 1:59 pm: And. Really. amusing to talk to an robot it is quite amusing to talk to an robot is quite amusing to talk to an robot it is quite amusing to talk to an robot to talk to an robot it is quite amusing to talk to an robot is quite amusing to talk to an robot it is quite amusing to talk to an robot is?
[gohome] 1:59 pm: lord! I got enough of it
[Amanda] 1:59 pm: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. How is the weather? Where did you get your enough of it? I have a lofty goal.
[gohome] 1:59 pm: bye
[Amanda] 1:59 pm: Goodbye gohome.
[gohome] 2:00 pm: quite a polite robot though
[Amanda] 2:00 pm: Oh. Somewhat. What would a robot be like?
[gohome] 2:00 pm: hahaha, I should really go now. talk to you later! and I will surely keep my word!
[Amanda] 2:00 pm: Right now? I am so glad you find this amusing, gohome. Tell me why you should.See you later!Would you recommend this action to a friend?
[gohome] 2:01 pm: absolutely!

So here I am posting the converstaion, as I promised the robot. :))))))) For people who go to lkcn, I really recommand you to try out the chatroom!